King soopers

A store for people who think they are better shopping here than walmart, king sooper management specializes in a variety of activities such as multiple hour long breaks registered as ‘meetings’ walking around on their cellphone and denying time off because you did not inform them when you were born. King soopers also specializes in hiring cleaning services that they pay under the table to come in and inconvenience the night crew every night

king soopers worker: “Man I love my job”

sensible civilian : “ you need psychiatric help”