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The Marti menchaca

a fart that smells realy bad and last for 3 hours without going away. often smelling like rotting pumpkins or los norias(the oil fields) Using Fabreeze or Oust Dose not work it only mixes with the smell causeing it to smell like shit mixed with flowers

Someone just pulled the marti menchaca in youth group! the Fabreeze dosen't work!

by baka kuso yaro April 11, 2011

4πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


shower farts

a fart in the shower. it is one of the worse smelling farts ever. It often smells worse then regular farts, most of the time the smell is similar to scrabled eggs,sulfur,crude oil,or fish. it is a mystery why shower farts smell more horrid the normal farts

shower farts tend to linger longer then normal farts

by baka kuso yaro May 12, 2011

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mc donald's slut

a hispanic girl usualy in highschool or college, working at mcdonalds, giving you a bitchy additude and screws up peoples orders on purpose , and gives smart ass remarks to people so she can get fired. Mc donald's sluts tipicaly have names, like maria,Monica,Earica,Veronica, stephonie, Lupe,nancy or juana etc.

Ceaser: "ey vato lets go to mcDonalds an get us some nuggets

Carlos : "gyea niggah i am down for that shit"

pulls into drive in

Mc donald's slut wile chewing gum: " welcome to mcdonalds what chu want? i dont got all day!"

Ceasar: "hey pinche pendejo isn't that your sister Monica?"

Calos: "naw thats my ex! fuck dis shit lets go to Burger king"

by baka kuso yaro October 3, 2011

12πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


zorro

The mexican batman

El bufon(the joker): ajajaja voya robar el banko
zorro: ey bufon! robando no es bueno!! entrega!

zorro hits Bufon with enchilada rang(baterang)

by baka kuso yaro April 9, 2011

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Hugo Chavez

the president of venezuela, he is long time lover of cuba's comunist president Fidel Castro. Hugo Chavez is a dum ass communist dictator like Mumar Ghadafi,Fidel castro,Kim Jong Il,Hu jintao,Hadaki togo,Adolf Hitler, Fransisco franco,Robert Magabe to name a few. He is ugly an resembles a fat Tapir in a suit.

Hugo chavez and Fidel Castro take turns sucking on eachother's pingas

by baka kuso yaro April 9, 2011

92πŸ‘ 84πŸ‘Ž


honduras

a country in central america that not many people have heard about. it is by El salvador and nicaragua.it is a place were the most cutiest most sexyest girls come from! hondurian women look better then brazilians even. most people say that brazilians are the most sexiest or italians are, but honduras got them beat, shit even the uglyest hondurian chick is alot more sexier then our hottest women in the united states,brazil,france,italy,venezuela,england,philippines etc. the women of honduras can make even the bravest of men quiver in shyness because of there tremendous beauty.

I am not hondurian but shit why are they the most sexiest race of girls on the planet??? there a small country and they manage to have such cute chicks, man even the fat hondurian chicks are hot

honduras= eyecandy
if you have bonner troble or erectile disfunction go to honduras, and your bonner will never go away! an i mean never!

by baka kuso yaro April 4, 2011

166πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Lady Gaga

A hermaphrodite(heshe), who is a freak. she wears wierd clothing,shitty wigs and a crap load of dollar store makeup. she once wore a dress made out of raw meat!(what a wierdo!) she sounds terrible and has to put special effects on her voice to make it sound less horrid. she has had a number of sex changes to be come a lady but still looks some what like Owen Wilsona in a dress with a bleached wig and dollar store makeup. her name also sounds like caca which means shit

person 1:oh my gawd! its lady gaga!
person 2: did you just say lady caca! hahaha

by baka kuso yaro April 9, 2011

200πŸ‘ 183πŸ‘Ž