not p

when something is not pushin p, so it is bad.

That show was so not p.

Pulling a Hartwell

Where you lie on a recording or message of some kind to get out of something like Walter Hartwell White did from the hit show breaking bad in season 5 episode 7, "Say my Name".

Did you see that message he sent to the teacher? So fake.

I know right? He's totally pulling a Hartwell!