ocelot

Any woman in the growing list of Tiger Woods' mistresses.

That Tiger does enjoy ocelot.

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fuccubus

A truck or van which, having been seen from a great distance from a bus stop, bears a remarkable resemblance to a bus, but upon closer approach proves to be of absolutely no use for the purpose of public transportation.

I thought my seemingly endless wait at the bus stop was finally at an end, but my heart sank when I realized it was just another fuccubus.

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kutchery

State of the weather when the temperature is between 70 and 79 degrees Fahrenheit.

It was freezing yesterday, but now it’s gone all kutchery outside.

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conifer

The combination celebrity name the tabloid press will give to Connie Chung and Jennifer Lopez after they've both turned lesbian and become a romantic couple.

TMZ reports a Conifer sighting last week at l'usine de putain, Wolfgang Puck's new restaurant in La Jolla.

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