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The best American movie ever made. (There are other movies which are foreign that are slightly better)
If you don't like Jurassic Park, then you will die a virgin.
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Being of latin and asian descent. Believe it or not, many Filipinos are Spanese. I've never heard anyone else say this word. Infact, my Spanese friend, David, invented the word to describe himself.
Me: You're Mexasian.
David: No, I'm Spanese.
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A warm and pleasant place where any and all males of the human race can find sanctuary. These places can be found on any attractive woman.
After a long cold day's work, I came home and snuggled up in my wife's kunt; only, my whole body wasn't in it, just my cock.
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Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.
Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.
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