grass

are you fucking dumb. Its a piece of motherfucking grass you dumbass. I cant believe how un smart you really are. Like imagine having sex with a girl whilst using your one inch cock. Ya know why its one inch?CUZ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING GRASS IS! or its weed.

Big bertha: i like grass
David to big bertha: shut up fatty.

zaddy

A zaddy is a sexy little daddy thats penis is a fucked up piece of poopoo cuz his penis fell off while pooing so he glued the poopoo on. sexy.

Andrew the zaddy: do yall want my poopoo penis

Big bertha: hell yeah you a bad bitch fuck me now!