blonde

Hair that reflects sunlight instead of absorbing it. Many celebrities are known to bleach their hair this color in order to attract attention. Natural blondes are far and few. There are some blondes in places you wouldn't except, like the Berbers of Morocco, or villages in the Middle East because it's a recessive gene that exists in many ethnicities, not just white people. Might be extinct in 200 years because blonde people are too busy getting drunk and being promiscuous to have children...

Jon: Save the blondes!
Ali: Why?
Jon: Because they are hot.
Ali: You're superficial.
Jon: I know. Why are they so hot?
Ali: ...
Ali: Well, what about redheads? They are probably going to be extinct faster.
Jon: Hmm...name one goodlooking redhead.
Ali: ...

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