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when you mistime the pump fake and she truns her head and you plug her ear with the warmth her face so willingly deserves
i spit on her back and as she turned around i lost my load and plugged her ear
6π 28π
when a girl is sucking away on your jimmy, and flips her hair out of the way for the camera to see as is she was in a porno
jane gets a lot of practice at the porn flip
40π 11π
when a girl is sucking your penis, at the moment of ejaculation you cup your hands and smack her in her ears simutaineously creating the ringing in her head, she will be so stunned that she wont realize she just swallowed your load.
the girl didnt know how to give a bj so i gave her the ringer
30π 73π
when a girls ass i so loose you can see her colon hanging down like a slinky
the was no need for a colonoscopy because the girl had a slinky
3π 15π
while fucking a girl from behind, you stick both of your forefingers in the corners of her mouth and lift up and away creating the joker
it didnt look like she was enjoying the anal sex as much as i was so i gave her the joker
39π 112π
when a guys stomach hangs lower than his dick do
the girl had trouble finding the cock because of his giant dick do
8π 7π
the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.
n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs
while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.
33π 52π