gash mask

1. a mask or respirator for the nose only, allowing the mouth/tongue to be used for the servicing of presumably maloderous female genitalia. Mask is of the 'hose and bag', M42 or 'WWI' style as most protective filters are too large to be inserted in the nostrils. 2. (field expediant) a pair of BCG's (Wiley SG-1's) and two cigarette filters, field stripped, inserted in the nostrils. 3. a necessity when warming up a female for coitus who has been away from base camp (and soap/water) for 3 days plus...

Cpl. Ernie: "I got that new blond E-3 in the back of the Frankenstein last night."

Spec. Burt: "Oh yeah, how was she?"

Cpl. Ernie:"Fuck-tastic, but she smelled so bad, I needed a GASH MASK."

wineboarding

The act of laying beneath the spigot of a large wine cask, with the tap pointing at one's mouth and turning it on. Swallowing as fast as one can, it is similar to a reverse keg stand, with the object being to get very quickly intoxicated....

I went to a winery in Portugal and got wasted wineboarding....

Pant locked

The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.

Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...

cafonitary

1. A supervisor of personnel. A cafonitary has all the responsibilities of a supervisor but is allowed none of the authority to enforce that supervision. 2. A figurehead. 3. Very Junior NCO. 4. Lance Sergeant. 5. Acting Corporal.

To a suboordinate: I'm the Cafonitary here. You will report to me...if you want...s'up to you...no pressure...

Beotchi

1. The internationally recognized language of Beotches, consisting primarily of whines, moans and snivles. Particularily irritating to males of all species.

Woman: (Unintelligible whining)...why are you always doing things with your friends...(gutteral grunting)...you drink too much...(noises too high pitched for the human ear to register)...you drive too fast...

Man: I'm sorry, I don't speak Beotchi...