Westport, MA

A little town in Massachusetts on the coast, i mean really small. Pretty rich place in some areas and we get some vacationers here like Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise might have a house here. Every one shops at Lee's to get food which is super overpriced. Most teenagers work there too. Everybody jerks off to the WHS basketball team but were pretty ill we make it to states every year. Theres a shit load of drugs here and even mroe white people who want to buy them. Overall a great place to retire, and a shitty place to raise your kid unless you want him to be a burnout. Also known as Cowtown, god only knows why we only have like 3 farms here..

Guy1: "I live in Westport, MA."

Guy2: "Where the hell is that?"

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