Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.

Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.

Birdie Bhug

When a gifter fills their oral cavity with an alcoholic beverage via straw, then transfers said straw into the sphincter of their associate, friend, or loved one. They then proceed to donate a spritz (up to a gallon) of the previously mentioned beverage into the anal cavity.

Reader’s note: process can be accelerated if recipient relaxes their anus.

When somebody squirts liquor into your asshole via a straw.

****Eye protection recommended****

Eric gave Zach a Birdie Bhug, leaving a smile on both their faces as they continued to get shitty, then Zach returned the favor.

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