wummily

scottish for when you have nothing, or there is nothing, sod all, sweet f.a

"mum, what am i getting for christmas?" "wummily!"

squeezers

naturally large breasts

"did you see the squeezers on her?!"

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snuds

another name for testicles

"any more of his cheek and i've have him a kick in the snuds!"

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moroculous

scottish word for being drunk.

"did you go to glasgow on saturday?" "aye, i ended up moroculous"

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