fingerstache

A mustache that's drawn on the side of your finger and then held up under your nose.

Dude: *runs up and sticks finger under chicks nose*
Chick: Dude, wtf are you doing?
Dude: You have a fingerstache, hahahaha.
Chick: Weirdo

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Paradoxosaur

Mysterious creature that is said to exist only if you don’t believe in it. But, if you do believe it exists, then it doesn’t. Tends to haunt students of logic and babies. A different take on the Paradoxotaur.

Her: OMG! It's a Paradoxosaur!
Me: That means there isn't!