faggot magnets

1. two gay people, of the same gender, who are together all the time.

2. plural of faggot magnet

1. carly: “ashley and lexi are such faggot magnets!”
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet

hoeidous

a made up “disease” used to describe a hoe and her hoe-like actions.

girl 1: that bitch lexi fucked my man AND carly’s man in the same week! what a whore!
girl 2: wtf does she have hoeidous or something?!