Halloween

The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.

"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.

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oh em gee, I'm so scene

Say it and see how long it takes for someone to punch you.
The world record currently stands at 12 minuites 16 seconds.

"oh em gee,I'm so scene" the girl in the Panic! At The Disco shirt squealed.
Exactly 5 minuites 2 seconds later a group of kids in Mudhoney and Black Flag shirts set upon her.
Once they were finished, the only thing left of her was her hella cute hairband.
My,how awful.
oh em gee, I'm so scene

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The village idiot

George Bush
George Bush is an idiot

George Bush: The Village Idiot.
A village in Texas is missing it's idiot.

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Reading

Home of emos, punks,goths, and lots (and I mean LOTS) of stoner grunge kids. Bad shopping,no music scene,basically the suburban version of London.
Also,lots of snobby rich kids who are *down* with grindie and worsip Alex Turner,even though they've never set foot on a council estate in their lives.
Strangely chav free town.Rumours persist they were hunted down and burned in a 1800s' style way.

Reading:Suburbia in denial.
"Wow,look at that seven year old kid smoking pot and rocking out to Velvet Underground CDs! He's a PRO,man!"

"Let's go to Reading!"
"Meh..."

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Cutemo

To be both cute and emo.

"Gah,you're looking so cutemo right now!"

Conor Oberst is cutemo

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Brandon Flowers

Brandon Flowers: No1 enemy of Pete Wentz!
If Pete Wentz and Brandon Flowers ever had dinner together,it would go this way:
It would be awkward until they both got really drunk,then they'd discuss how they both feel they're a passing fad and will be forgotten about in two years,and then they'll cry and their eyeliner will run and streak,and then they'll sloppilly make out and Pete will suck Brandon off in the bathroom (one of those on-off affairs where you turn on the light and people have to wait in line) and then Pete will blog about it.

Woah,me *thinks* that is a good definition of Brandon Flowers.
Brandon Flowers: the person most likely to steal Ian Watkins crown of "I'm not gay! I just look,talk and act gay!"

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cute lil emo boy

Arghh!
The cutest boys on the planet.
Take the skinny beauty of grunge boys,take the black hair of goth boys and finnaly add the fuck you attitude and studded belts of punk boys and what do you have...?
Why cute lil emo boys of course!
They wear tight pants,like Armor For Sleep and often make out with each other...yum.
They are wet dream worthy.

Gerard Way is a cute lil emo boy.
"I want to fuck that cute lil emo boy but,alas,he has a boyfriend."

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