Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.

Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.