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A master of jiz. The male in a polygamous marriage. Any dude with 10 or more kids.
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Too Much Crack. A Cocaine/Crack hangover.
I've got a bad case of the T.M.C.'s. Why did we think it was a good idea to get another gram last night?
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Sticky hash-oil.
Pronunciation: goo
First Guy: Hey wanna hit some gew
Second Gut: Whatever, wish it were puppychow
First Guy: Right on.
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When a girl lets you in on her little secret that she has a kid.
Everything was really fucking peachy until she dropped the kid bomb
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Timid, a choke artist. Someone who can't handle pressure. The opposite of clutch.
When the time came for him to make a move he came down with a bad case of baby nuts.
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A sack-like devise used to keep beer cool similiar to what a scrotum does for your testis.
Ted: That sack of ice and beer looks like a scotum!
Chan: Not scrotum, brewtum!
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Crack-coated sticky hash-oil gew
Crack-coated Gewballs
Patouli Pete: I think i'm on acid
Dumpster Dan: No way G it's just the Puppychow!
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