Salval

An incredibly stupid shortened form of "Salvation Army," despite the fact that there is no second "L" in "Salvation Army."

Hey, I just bought this really great Bambi lawn ornament at Salval for only fifty cents!

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Myerstown

A small borough in South Central Pennsylvania, situated between Harrisburg and Reading. It is a typical small town: if you have the means to move elsewhere, you probably already have. It is populated primarily by working-class white conservatives.

Traveling south leads directly into the heart of PA Dutch country, while traveling north leads to the desolate and frightening Coal Region, dotted by little towns, the occasional "city," and industrial decay.

I used to live in Myerstown until I got a college degree and moved to Harrisburg.

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