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The Finger Ring

The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!

The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.

by barbecuechipz March 21, 2017


Besties

The group of a few people, usually three people. One of them is a hoe, wasian, and speaks in a monotone. You would expect him to be a f-boy, but he is loyal, kind, and has fabulous hair. Up next in the group is the mixed girl, usually the girl who falls for the asian guy. She is beautiful, kind, and loving, though a little bit shy at first. She's awesome at sports but isn't afraid to eat her weight in pizza or anything you can name. If she's hungry, she'll eat it. Finally, we have that one white girl. She is the epitome of grace, is amazing at sports, and has a crush on a guy she doesn't talk to. Her legs are as long as the Niagra Falls, and her hair is a dark brown. Artistic, doesn't always believe in herself, eats too much cereal at night, and is as quiet as a ghost.
Overall, this friend group definitely is perfect, though the white girl doesn't answer messages half of the time (Mixed girl says #relatable to that). They do have to keep secret the times that they hang out from their other friends, because one of them gets real butt hurt. This group is crazy and they are nof fully mature yet!

(plus mixed girl always steals wasian's sweatshirts, and white girl doesn't feel awkward third wheeling. In fact, they storm-watch LOTR together and it's pretty awesome)

Random Person: Oh, it's that one group of Besties.
Random Person #2: Yeah, I heard that they eat their weight in food every time they hang out, especially barbecue chips.
#1: Weird.

by barbecuechipz March 21, 2017