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shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019


dancing on the carpet

Appearing before The Boss' desk, squirming, while attempting to explain a failure or transgression on your part.

The Boss had him dancing on the carpet for that screw-up.

by barber of seville June 5, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


picking shit with the chickens

Reduced to meager circumstances. Scratching out a subsistence living. Attempting to make do with minimum resources. Dumpster diving.

"Keep showing up late for work and you'll get fired and be picking shit with the chickens."

by barber of seville December 15, 2012

18πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


piss and punk

Marine Corps jargon for bread and water -- food and drink served in the Brig.

That screw-up is getting piss and punk in the brig.

by barber of seville June 24, 2018


get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


skroo ewe

An insult. When pronounced, it sounds like "screw you".

Your post is insulting. skroo ewe!

by barber of seville May 24, 2019


one foot in the urinal

Doing electrical work while putting oneself at risk by working with body grounded.

Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.

by barber of seville July 31, 2022