silly sophie

a real silly billy: silly sophie dale

look at that science teacher
yeah that’s silly sophie 🤪

wonker

plonker and wollie mixed together (for all the 40 yro mums out there 🤪🤪🥂🥂🥂🍷🍷)

also the pg version of wanker

you silly billy wet wipe, you’re such a wonker

Sweetcorn Recycling

when you shit out undigested corn and wash it and eat it again and keep shitting out corn and eating the shitted out corn (and nothing else) again until all that you shit is just corn and nothing else allowing you to recycle your food.

i’m solving world hunger through sweetcorn recycling

unit

when you don’t know what to write for the answer to your maths question.

“Deborah thought this. Explain why Deborah is wrong”
Because Deborah is an absolute unit.

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