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To fill the air with maladorous turkey jive.
The otherwise pleasant salon chatter was ruined by the gobblesmoggle of one loudmouthed nincompoop who pomped on for hours and filled the air with the ruins of his former smoker's lungs. I managed to pick up Gillian anyway and we snoggled on her island all evening long to boogie woogie. O Gillian's island.
to be so high on a mixture of hash oil and Jamaican stout as to be obnoxiously white boy crude and employing rude boy jargon like raasclaut.
Whoa, you hear Jimmy the other night? He was so snocked he started speaking in KIngston rude boy tongues, like Peter Tosh speed turned up, man. We gotta cut this shit out before it goes permanent. It didn't end well for Tosh, know what I mean?
Jodi wore a dododentric smile that betrayed an extinct sense of humor we were all to glad to see go, and now, here it was again, like the dusk of an old day.
When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
To get fucked so deeply that the phallus is all the way in the vagina.
Abbie told the nice CIA recruiters at UMass-Amherst, looking to find new war criminals in illegal wars, to find some trim and quimbrim where the sperm don't swim.
When the CIA came to UMass, my alma mater, intent on recruiting new losers to their criminal cause in Central America, Abbie Hoffman and Amy Carter marched right up to that table and uttered, quimbrim, and proceeded to lie on the floor for dramatic effect. The agency fellow snapped a pic. And then we heard Abbie had died of an overdose. A business card was found at Abbie's place that said: Duane was here.
A kinder, gentler putdown of someone on line for comedic rather than vile or destructive purposes. Opposite of snarking.
Davey Crockett was almost as a bad as my snarkin' girlfriend with online comments, but he was light-hearted and meant well, you know, larkin', unlike my girlfriend, who I've stopped seeing after a comment she made about my muff breath the other day -- online! There goes that barrier reef.