kimbo slice

Big, dumb gorill'er, possibly of the silverback species, that fights against men in MMA. Between matches it is kept in a cage and fed bananas. It is theorized it may be the missing link between man and ape.

Back in more ignorant times, it was thought that women would be raped by silverback gorillas, known as kimbo slice, in the wild, but thanks to Jane Goodell, we know that chimps named Chris Brown smacking a bitch is the only simian threat.

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