jizznasium

1. A gym or health club well known for it's hook up potential. 2. Slang for the bedroom especially after a strenuous/wild sex session.

1. I'm going to workout at the jizznasium. I hooked up with two gym bunnies there last week! 2. C'mon baby lets go into the jizznasium so I can work out on your hoo hah.

druncle

The uncle or uncles that always show up at family get togethers, holidays, weddings, birthdays and so on. They then proceed to get hammered and make asses of themselves by many and any means possible while the family makes excuses.

Yeah that's my druncle. At my sisters birthday he was so hammered he staggered and put his hand right through her birthday cake. He lit himself on fire once at the family Fourth of July B-B-Q!