Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.

Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!

Chinese spit shine

Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.

Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.

*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...

Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine

Glommer

Glom•mer /Glämər/

Noun:
A delusional person that misappropriates another person's ideology, identity, disability, or victimology in order to self impose oppression and participate in unjustified outrage.

An incredible mass of glommers jumped on the bandwagon of social justice to protest for rights they already have.
During the outrage events, the glommers managed to destroy, deface, and harm many innocent peoples homes or lively hoods, and afterwards, the glommers returned home to cry and scream into twitter about the so called oppressors forcing them to commit violence while never taking any culpability of their actions.

youtube moment

The moment preceeding an event that, recorded or not, would end up on youtube and serve as a hilarious warning to others, likely to cause severe injury and/or humiliation to ones self and/or others.

Right before attempting to ride my bike down a steep hill to break the world land speed record on a bike. I remembered seeing the last brutal attempt on youtube, and realized I myself was in a youtube moment and opted instead to ride to the bus, saving myself from the potential severe injuries and humiliation seen round the world on youtube.

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