Funfuckery

Funfuckery. adj, the excitement of starting or completing an endeavor only to be stymied by everyone else trying to do the same thing at the same time, waiting in line.

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢

“So much funfuckery, Cedar Point today as we wait for family of 30 to dismount their electric scooters to get on the roller coaster.” 🎢

Vagfruit

Noun - A Child, especially a spoiled or bratty child, whose parents take great pride in defending every action or decision made by their child. No matter how good and often after doing something bad. (See Helicopter Parent)

Helen’s keeps droning on and on about her son Tyler’s need for a playroom in their new home. The Vagfruit doesn’t fall far from the tree when it comes to putting on dramatic show.

vagfruit

Slang, N. A child, especially a bratty child, from a parent who is overly protective or over proud of their child’s performance with any merit. See Helicopter Parent.

Helen is such a Helicopter Parent, none of her Vagfruit are even able to read on grade level in school.

Struggle slut

Struggle Slut, noun. Someone whose whole claim to fame is being slutty but not being able to fill those urges because allegiance to other vices.

Billy was complaining about missing the orgy because he had to run home to watch I am Cait. What a struggle slut.

Ambigugay

a heterosexual person who's sexuality is in question due to behaviors in homosexual environments, personal grooming habits or the inability to define one's sexuality due to limited gay social interaction.

Marcy's husband Richard is from Topeka, Kansas. Did you see the way he was buddied up with the Leather Bears at the Gay Pride parade. He is so ambigugay.

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