hammerous

The act of of being unusually amorous when hammered (drunk).

I was sorry to have missed the happy hour, as I was told Jezebel did shots and was unusually hammerous to anyone in her vicinity.

Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....