TWITTARD

A new Twitter user who hasn't acclimated to the interface. A twittard is twittarded. Twittards suffer from twittardation.

"I'm so twittarded, I can't figure out how to unblock somebody."

SNOPAGANDA

noun
A fact check that gets fact checked and turns out to be incorrect.

Woman 1, "I heard the president wasn't really wearing that helmet backwards."
Woman 2. "That's just snopaganda. Look at the picture. They had to revise their article."
Woman 1. "Oh! He IS wearing that helmet backwards!"

SYNCHROTARDATION

syn•chro•tar•dat•ion
/siNG krō dā' SH(ə)n

noun

When everybody is doing the same stupid dance.

Usage; "I had to dip out of the reception when everybody came down with SYNCHROTARDATION after the DJ put on The Chicken Dance"

examples; The Electric Slide, The ChaCha Slide, The Boot Scoot Boogie, The Chicken Dance and 'Dabbing' are all exemplary of synchrotardation when two or more people perform them in a choreographed fashion. Those who engage in this activity are 'Synchrotarded' (adj.)

SYNCHROTARDATION

noun
When everybody is doing the same stupid dance

" The 'Electric Slide' is a case example of synchrotardation. One person doing it is bad.. ten people is a 'boil water' alert."

GUNCE

noun
1. A person who has only a superficial understanding of firearms.
2. A person who tends to exaggerate firearm statistics and/or damage
3. A typical gun grabber.

'You are a gunce if you think an AR15 round can vaporize a human body"

BLINKRONICITY

noun
When the turn signal of another vehicle blinks in-time with your urn signal, the song on your radio or your windshield wipers. A form of quantum entanglement.

"That turn signal is blinking in time with the song! BLINKRONICITY has been achieved! My car is a disco!"