A project who someone with a dumb name has been working on for an estimated 208+ days as of writing this.
person 1: how long has Malachi even worked on Fricky's funeral for?
person 2: I have no clue, but it'll probably be longer than the wait for Half-Life 3
Sususs Amongus was a roman emperor from AD 375 to 392.
Teacher: Hello class, today we will learn about Sususs Amongus .
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when a man mentions that their balls are itchy over text, it results in everyone's balls itching (even women aren't safe)
person 1: "arghh my balls itch!"
person 2: "my balls are starting to itch too!!"
person 3: "a classic case of the itchy sphera effect"
person 1: can I see dem bussy flaps?
person 2: sure bro, they're pretty round
your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.
you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains
the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully