connecticutment

the moment that you realized that you are a basic bitch and there is nothing you can do about it.

kelly: **looks down at her hydroflask, lululemon leggings, and fjall raven kanken backpack and mutters, wow i’m such a basic bitch

mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?

kelly: yes i think i did

moldytown

the mold infested trash hole of a middle school aka coleytown middle school...

omg have you guys seen moldytown lately....

yah it’s so ugly.