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-A very stupid bitch who never shuts up, which is made worse by the fact that almost nothing she says is useful. A female of this persuasion never realizes this because she swears she's always right, and is more than willing to make a mockery of reality through lies and other manipulative acts in order to further her own nefarious schemes.
"Stay away from that cuntbarker, if you value your soul."
1- What lies betwixt thine buttocks
2- A person who is an asshole
"Hineyhatch is a synonym for the anus."
"GET OFF THE ROAD, HINEYHATCH!"
1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot
2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind
3- A mechanical donkey
"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."
"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"
"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."
-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy
"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"
1- The gestalt form that results from the interfacing of any object and a woman's VGNRZ for the (presumed) purpose of getting her off
2- A term for a guy that can get poon at the drop of a hat, or the PNRZ of said individual
"She maek poon-ka-bob wif teh sex toy or veggietable!!!!"
"He gets so many chicks, he might as well be a poon-ka-bob."
1- A derisive term for a person of dubious worth.
2- A man who is known for sticking his penis in a wide variety of animals. His perversion does not discriminate
"You're such a cockmongrel."
"Whether cat or dog
tortoise or a hog
Cockmongrel does not care
Too dumb to know
his brain's too slow
He'll stick teh PNRZ anywhere"
-The amusing little nub in the VGNRZ-ical region of the woman which, when stimulated successfully, leads to flooding, moaning, and occasional verbal deifications of the stimulating party by the sopping female
"For 30X the pleasure, input the Konami code on the CLTRZ."
"The way to a woman's heart is thru teh CLTRZ."