tuna cooker

when you put raw food inside a girls vagina then take out the food and make her eat it also you may add cum seasoning after cooking.

Dan: How was last night with that girl?

Matt: I used her tuna cooker to make a pizza for her.

27👍 16👎

weather terrorist

a weatherman, a meteorologist.

The weather terrorists are predicting a crappy day so they will have the golf cources to themseleves.

16👍 4👎

pilloon

A pillow with a balloon inside so that you can adjust the size of your pillow.

Tom: I wish my pillow was bigger.

Mike: Here just inflate this pilloon until it is most comfortable.

7👍 1👎