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the point in a night of drinking at witch you are not drunk, and you are not buzzed but in a state of being were the night could change drastically in a split second due to the perfect balance of alcohol and zen in your body. one second you could be fuckin a bitch in the ass, then next thing you know your in the middle of a field, naked with a sore butt, and a bunch of dead cyclists with brakes down there throats , and tires in there ass.
person 1: dude, i was druzzin hard last night.
person 2: dude your druzzin right now.
person 1: yeh well i fucked your mom last night bitch
person 2: wow, what the fucks your problem?
person 1: im not friends enymore, its over bitch.
person 2: how are we split things? 50/50 or fight to the death?
person 1: man im hungry, wanna get some mickey ds'.
person 2: yeh for sure, that sounds hella good.
1.a "scallywag", also known as a hoe, is a sleezy breed of women that think the world revolves around them. "scallywags" tend to get high alot, but they never buy weed, and they always just seem to show up right in the nick of time when you and the boys are about to spark up a fatty.
dude1: Hey wanna smoke a bowl?
dude2: Yeh sure i just hope one of those damn scallywags dont show up and
scallywag: hey yall smokin? can i get in on this shit? help a girl out.
dude1 and dude2 simultaneously respond: god damnit not again.
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a really fun game where you get like 8-20 friends and sit on your roof and spin objects on your penile organ while the song i got a brand new pair of roller skates plays over and over.
1. me and my friends did a flash mob at school yesterday. we all got expelled for playing spinnydicks.