Beautawife

A guys closest girl best friend. Who will never let you down and is always there for you. She is also beautiful,has the best personality and is the nicest girl you'll ever know.You will always love her very much and will know her forever. Just such an amazing person to know!

I love you Beautawife!!!

Man my Beautawife is amazing!!!

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shithouse

a house made from shit using a shitbrick

that house is made of shit

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turn

pronounce: tern
a college dance. everyone is pissed on funk within an hour of arrival. very messy. not a real turn without at least one person spewing.

fucking awsome turn last night. i dont remember past 10.30 though.

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driving in England

Having sex while extremely intoxicated

"Of course I don't know if she had an orgasm! ... I was driving in England mate!..."

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meat glock

cunt seeking, semi automitac assault weapon.

I unloaded a clip from me meat glock into her spam catcher

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Yo Papa

A word to describe a papa which has been yo-ed by something or someone.

That chap has been Yo Papa-ed by Steven Speilberg about fifty times!

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scone

australian slang for your head

watch your scone ... as in ... keep an eye open for the object you're head/scone is about to hit/be hit by

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