Minot

A small, desolate hicktown in cental North Dakota. Full of hillbillies who love Nascar, drinking at sad lonely bars and populating the world with more hillbillies. Used to describe a sad, hopless state of mind.

Man my mom died, I ran over my cat and I'm broke - it's like I'm in Minot.

I listened to the Cure all day...now I feel like I've lived in Minot all my life.

northern monkey

See D. Appleton

zypher

verb (to disappear out of the room abruptly)

Don't zypher out of the room you noob

hatin' it

to feel pain

when I rolled down the hill and crashed into the car... I was hatin' it!

bingo wings

what happens to your triceps when they turn to fat. Usually sported by middle aged townie women in bingo halls.

hap

Hap = Hot Asian Princess!

Byron: Damn Mike, get a load of that hap!

Mike: Shit, i love them haps!

belly bulge

fat person with a belly bulge that says "yo dats my cheese steak."

BB:"wheres the cream filling"