ANDREY

A russian that cant get rid of his thick accent no matter how hard he trys. He crushes on little girls in the game "Doki Doki Literature Club" while friends just shake their heads in horror. He is paler than how your face will become after finding THOSE pictures on his computer and skinnier than the victims. He plays "Subnautica", "Akinator", and his favorite character from DDLC is Monica.

Girl 1: "Oh my god Andrey is coming!! Hide!"
Girl 2: "Nah its ok we can hide behind him"
Girl 1: "What are you talking about?! Hes skinnier than a stick! Were screwed!"
Girl 2: "Ah shit."
Both: "Ahhh!"

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