Dirty Schuyler

When you have anal sex with your 3rd cousin as she sucks off the neighbors great dane and your grandmother masturbates while watching you.

Shaggy: like, where's Velma and Scooby Doo?
Daphne: She took Scooby to meet her cousin and Grandmother, she said something about a Dirty Schuyler.
Fred:🤮🤮🤮

Maybe

A answer used to prevent your friend from being able to actually make plans on any day they mention to you weather they be with you or someone else incase your answer were to be a no.

Loyal friend: We still hanging out friday?
You: Maybe
Loyal friend's mind: *well fuck, I may or may not have plans on Friday now, and I cannot make new plans for Friday because I don't know if my original plans are, or are not happening*

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