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When a guy comes in a girl's mouth, then proceeds to close her mouth and massage her neck to facilitate the ingestion of the jizz....like when you give your dog a pill.
Joe: "My girlfriend won't swallow"
Mike: " I have the solution..pull a veterinarian on her and she
won't have a choice!"
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The name of the woman who sang the "Titanic" soundtrack...if you mispronounce her name.
Oh ma Gawd, I love 'dat singa Celine Dijon's voice!
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The black cousin of Santa Claus, but instead of bringing presents, he robs you of house and home.
La'Shaunda: "Momma, momma, Cedric Claus musta' come las' night cuz our TV be gone!"
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