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Pumpy

Pumpy is a patriotic gas pump that hates gas prices. Pumpy believes that Americans are born free and should always be free. When gas prices start to infringe on our right to the pursuit of happiness, even gas pumps need to speak out. A 300% increase over 72 months simply means that we’re getting screwed.

I saw Pumpy at the Notre Dame football game partying with tailgaters.

by beachpet October 1, 2008

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