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Kevin Syndrome

Kevin Syndrome is an extremely rare disease with unknown causes that causes the patient to experience extreme psychological torture due to hallucinations and self-made connections to conspiracy theories about bread. Most conspiracies about bread include but are not limited to:
•Someone is entering their house and toasting 1 piece of bread as a mark.
•A piece of bread is destroying their house.
•A piece of bread has gained sentience.
•All bread has gained sentience.
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is toasting itself which is it's form of suicide
•A suicidal piece of bread which gained sentience is dirtying itself (jumping in water, getting moldy, falling on the floor etc.) which is its form of suicide.
•A piece of bread is trying to kill them.
Kevin syndrome is named by and after Kevin O'Reilly (AKA: Call Me Kevin) in a Youtube video when playing I am Bread titled "I AM BREAD but I will never get to be toast."

Oh dear, I think Naveah has Kevin Syndrome. Quick, get rid of all bread in the house!

by bean-baen-bnae-bnea-nbea-nbae November 19, 2018