fatinphonia

When an individual (usually female) is afraid of anyone under 200 pounds. They get so scared that they will spit and barf onto these people. Sometimes even displaying their discharge onto the under weights pillows while they sleep. If you see someone who has been diagnosed with fatinphonia stay away from them. They are creatures that have serious mental illness and should not be messed with.

Boy: Did you hear Elizabeth has fatinphonia?
Other Boy: I know! I heard she slipped some of her toenail into Brian’s sand which!

erin

Someone (usually a girl) who plays basketball, soccer (with some older people), sometimes softball, and tried lacrosse. They tend to date people they have known and usually drift away from their elementary school friends. They have brown hair and blue eyes and if you have found a good one they have a sound disease called polaris. They are athletic, pretty smart, and kind. Most Erins don’t know how to show emotion and will not cry a lot but they do care deep inside. They like to binge watch Netflix and go on Youtube, they will have siblings (usually 2 or 3) and a mom and dad that are not always home (especially the dad).

man, that girl on the field is such a erin!