burrito

a guy who goes to my school named burrito.
1) has crooked eyez.
2) is overweight.
3) wears all black.
4) eats his own kind, he ate a rice and bean burrito the other day!
5) alwayz says"fook u mann"
6) not widely liked, but well-known throughout the school.
7) full name is Alejandro Milan a.k.a. BuRRiTo.
8) is scared of everyone, including himself.
9) once was sprayed in the face with a can of axe, beaten up by various people and was pelted by lunch food!
10) fights back by throwing oranges, juice cartons and blunt objects.

"yo mama got fucked by BuRRiTo!"
"BURRiTo iZ a PIMP name!"

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