Penis

beans

beans?
yeah, beans.
beans is penis

2👍 1👎

Nothing

Nothing is when your either actually doing something, or was able to bend logic and do actually nothing. If your doing nothing, are you technically breathing, sitting down, eating?

What are you doing?
Nothing.
But you're breathing.
Not Anymore!
Oh, ok- wait, what, no!

FORTNITE

A desease that plauges the ages between 5-11. If you have this at a higher age, go get fucking help, you twat.

Kid: I LOVE FORTNITE, WILL YOU PLAY WITH ME????!??!??!1/11/?!!1
Dude: Sure, I guess.

34 Year Old Man: CAN U PLEY FARTNEIGHT WITH MEEEEEE?!?!??1/1??!?!?
Dude: W- What the fuck? STOP TRYING TO SEE MY TESTICLES YOU RETARD!

Cum

A slang word for semen, semen, which is a reproductive liquid.

Anne: Don't Stop!
Todd: I- I have to! Im about to cum!
Anne: Don't tell me.
Todd: I didn't bring a condom.
Anne: Shit!
Todd begins to fill hot cum into her.

13👍 7👎

eugheb

If you searched "eugheb" here, you might have a stroke, but if not, you're lucky you didn't get a stroke.

1: "eugheb"
2: "What?"
1: "EUGEB"
2: "I think you have a stroke, lets get to the hospital.
1: "EEEEHHHAHHAHHAHHAH"