beaver

Although the most common known definition of this word is of the pesky wood chewing rodent, it can also refer to a pesky beard wearing man. Instead of using his teeth to chew wood, he uses his chainsaw and will often try to go after larger trees. This beaver however will have one tree that he clings on to and is usually near his home. After a long day of chopping down wood, he usually settles back with a Miller High Life and a Camel Light with his good ole buddies. Watch out when overly intoxicated because the beaver will revert back to many of the ways of his rodent ancestor. It has been reported that a beaver has almost been the victim of his own chainsaw. When the beaver is in this state...STAY AWAY. Well actually you should probably do that at all times.

Hey look at that man with a chainsaw and a big bushy beard...must be a beaver.

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