big beheave

when someone gets on your nerves and you don’t know what else to call them

you’re a big beheave

lady minute

When you go out with your lady friends and they are so crude and gross you really just need a lady minute. AKA, a minute alone grooming yourself, putting in a tampon or just being a lady.

Judi made the most nasty burp and I really just needed to take a lady minute.