freak on a leash

a phrase of description used when the word freak is simply not a large enough word to contain their freakishness. (the person being described probably belong on a leash too.)they are either extremely weird, perverted, or stalkerish.

Person #1: OMG did that freak on a leash Cameron just start humping your shoulder for no reason? EWWWW!
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash

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braces lump

the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.

"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"

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omg

OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

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caisee

What it sounds like when someone keeps asking, "Can I see?", and a description of an annoying person who is constantly trying to butt into your business.

Oh my god, she just asked me to show her cousin's wedding ring AGAIN. She is such a caisee!

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waiwuh

Something a person says too much when they aren't really listening. It comes from "wait, what?" Also used to describe a person who doesn't listen to you when you are talking.

Omg Sarah is such a waiwuh! she never listens to me when I talk!

girlperv

a girl who is a pervert, basically. she is creepy to guys the way male perverts are to girls.

Omg, Stacey is totally imagining that guy naked. shes such a girlperv!

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cht spk

The text message language (txt spk)of abbreviations that is further extended to instant messaging- "chatting"- on a computer. cht spk stands for chat speak. Generally, In cht spk, the use of vowels in long words is eliminated, and any word or syllable that sounds like a number is written as a number. silent letters are eliminated, and letter combinations are replaced with a similar sounding single letter if possible.

(The following is in cht spk)

Person #1: hy wassp bab? (hey whats up babe?)

Person #2: nm u? (nothing much, you?)

Person #1: jst chilln. (just chilling)