fleuve

pronounced 'f-l-uu-v-e' its when you airate youre hairstyle to maintain the circumfrence and tall structure of it. its kind of like back combing it with youre hands just in a more casual and socally acceptable way.

man 'haha that lady, she is always fleuveing her hair'

man2 'yes, i think thats why its so shiny all the time'

somewhat flustered

its a mental state, for example when you have rather alot on youre mind and feel in need of a nice cup of tea than you would describe youreself as 'somewhat flustered'

s 'how are you feeling?'
t 'well, to be honest i'd say i'm feeling somewhat flustered'

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penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

path of destiny

it is a vicious and brutal game played on swings, featuring 2 pummelers and one poopenmire. the reward for winning the 7 round game is one sweet, usally a shrbert lemon.
the pummelers can attach knifes to their shoes in round 6, but they must be 5% blunt, and plastic. snakes can also be used if preffered.
if you would like to see this glorious sport in action please see youtube.

no people are ever seriously harmed in the playing of this game, accept thins one time when luke fell down and got kicked alot. but that was kind of funny.

grim reaper 'ohhh i think we got another load of work boys, there is going to be another path of destiny tourniment'

grim reaper 2 'ohh, i remember the last one we had-what a couple of months'

grim reaper3 'i no, i got my wife something nice from the catalogue'

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