wakel

an insulting name for a ginger, mainly used for gingers who are insanely weird.

“look at that guys hair”

“oh that’s a wakel.”

wakelike

For when something or someone asks a really stupid question, uses too many silly emojis, or wants to be online friends with benefits

“what’s 1 + 1”
“dude you’re so wakelike”

“😋😋😋”
“stop thats wakelike”

“hey i don’t want to date, let’s be friends with benefits”

“how do you be online friends with benefits? that’s too wakelike.”

waterbill

A creepy monster that growls and lives under water, he mainly takes shape as a deformed teenage boy. he cries for help and will chase after you when you canoe. he is in every body of water.

“hey what’s that in the water?”

“that’s waterbill! hurry paddle faster!”

wakerness

Wakerness is the grouping of everything wakelike. it’s the term for the wake-scale, how you find out what’s wakelike or what’s wakelish, and every other wakerness word

“dude that’s wakelike”

“actually it’s wakelish, check the wakerness scale.”

wakelish

For when someone isn’t exactly wakelike but is on the scale of wakerness

they use maybe a few less silly emojis than wakelike, but too many to be normal.

and they call people “my weirdo”

“you’re my weirdo”

“that’s so wakelish ew.”