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bungtacular

It's an asshole thats been reemed for no less than 10 years, but yet holds all elasticity.

Marvin has been reemed over the duration of 10 years within the course of many relationships. Some of these relationships were with men who had schlongs no smaller than 10 inches long 3 full inches of gerth. Marvin is still bungtacular. Marvin is still desirable within the homosecual community. Marvin can also cough without soiling himself because of a blowing out of a O ring.

by beef69 September 8, 2008


popping beads

Having already stuffed a string of anal beads deep inside your rectul cavity. Someone who is popping beads is doing so with their expansive yet tight rectul muscle.

Roger and Steve were engaged in sexual escapades. These escapades invariably led to bead popping in that Steve had stuffed a string of black anal beads deep inside Roger. Roger was able to make each individual bead exit his rectul port using the method of popping beads.

by beef69 September 8, 2008

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Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 September 8, 2008

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