Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.